Later in the day you can go snorkeling or kayaking, as you’ll surely have recovered your natural born strength and zest for life by now, and then participate in whatever festival, boat race, or artistically-themed activity is going on. There’s always something in Key West, so just go with the flow.

If you’ve now convinced yourself that it’s time to get your passport stamped by the Conch Republic, you’ll need to go online to claim that elegant little bungalow that you know, in your heart, exists.